- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to sleep with your eyes open.

The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

The power to speak in only anime openings

The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

The power to even

The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

The power to convince two people I am not taking sides while simultaneously taking both sides.

The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

Nothing

Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

The power to stare at deckchairs without blinking

I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

The power to see water one meter behind you.

The power to a nokia phone.

The power of fork-throwing. This includes large pie servers, spoons, and basically any other utensils that are not knives.

Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

The power of women's rights.

The power to be stupid reading this.

The ability to laugh one's ass off.

Pointless Super Powers