The power to look at Sun.

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the power to half transform to something.

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The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

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The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

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The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

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the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

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the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

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Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

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The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

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power to age faster

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The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

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The ability to lift things up and put them down.

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The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

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The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

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the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

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the power to summon a pen, once

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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The power to vomit every time you burp.

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The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

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The power to lick your own balls!!!

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The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

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The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

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The problem to spit bars like a white person with autism

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The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!