The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.

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the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

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the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

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The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

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The power to give people std's during intercourse

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The power to menstruate from your eyes.

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The power to have night vision when there's daylight.

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The ability to grow breasts once a year.

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The power to fart tear gas

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The power to never come into existence

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The power to see via toe nails

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The super power to shine in daylight

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To the comment below: You wont get a chance to miss me mortal... Moral: The color of envy... you wish you could be like me... everyone of you, yet some of you got the balls/pussies to prove it! For the people! For the freedom of speech! For courage and strength! For balls of steel! For the ladies... and most importantly... because I f*cking want to! NOW AND FOREVER! I AM MORAL MAN!

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The power to see through glass doors.

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The power to fly when your in an airplane

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This can be essential to finish a perfect quality dissertation while scholars are studying at the university. Thus, your superior release related to this post will be a a really good issue for the thesis example creators.

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The ability to make your heart teleport.

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the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

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The power to unsee the unseen.

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the power to grow any one hair at any desirable lenght

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the power to sit down BUT you have to sit down for ever

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The ability to pass out at will.

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The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

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The Power to Fail in Failing

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!