the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

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the power to walk on land.

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

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The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

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the power to misspell

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the power to sleep while standing!

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The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

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The power to control the weather, but only in space

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The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

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To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm

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The power to see your reflection with The Mirror

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The ability to see into the present.

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The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

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The power to Rage Against The Machine

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Super strength that works for a millisecond.

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The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

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The power to resurrect dead insects

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the power to melt your bones

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the power to shoot what your looking at but only when your looking at watermelons

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The ability to eat fruit cake without gagging.

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The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

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The power to speak to toasters

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Liam Brudenell

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!