the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

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The power to die on the spot and not revive

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The power to ejaculate needles.

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The power to understand that if you type or read at this section, then it is probably because it means something to you... Moral: That is almost a superpower... I mean wow pointless makes a point which is pointless, and a pointless point with a point is... anyway I just divided by infinite loop. Cant say that is far away from zero which by itself is basically a circle... Damn im good! (just for that final line im gonna get thumbed down, its worth it though.

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The power to torture yourself and you are also immortal but will immediately die if you are not constantly tortured in a way that is 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times worse then you can even imagine and are so terrified of dying that you would rather be tortured for all eternity.

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The ability to die at will, but not come back to life.

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the ability to do 3 backflips in a row when no one is looking

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the power to have to pee on a long road trip and there are no bathrooms around.

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The power to turn invisible but only different parts of the body and happens at random times of the day.

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The power to use your dick/tits as your cellphone at any time.

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The power to type so many Pointless Superpowers that the never get more than two thumbs ups (well once from me too), because nobody wants to read them all! (from your original and best celebrity type M.. MORAL MAN!... what you do not know who that is? I ought a! You commoner! Peasant!)

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The power to put your pants on, two legs at a time.

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The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

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The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

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The power to die on command.

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

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The power to have incredible upper-body strength, but not have arms or legs.

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The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

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The power to suck a golf ball through a garden hose

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The power to ejaculate at command

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The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

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The power to see in black and white at will.

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The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

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Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!