The ability to be heard in space

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the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

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The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

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The ability to open a door that was already open.

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The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

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The power to hover a milimeter off solid ground when performing a walking motion.

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To be able to commit a sexual offense but never get away with it

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The immeasurable power to thumb this up all the way to the top... or even at all... I mean thumbing it down makes a lot more sense... then again this is pointless as hell ;D Richter : Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSHHH!!!! Dracula: Ugh agh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh... Ahh!! Iiiiyoouu!! Play time's over, grant me powweeeeeeerrrrrraaaaaaahhh!!! Richter: Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSSSSSHHHH!!!!! Fire burning Dracula: Chug chug chug chug chug! Dracula: No, this cannot be!!! AAAAAAHHHH!!! Fire burning the picture: Tugshung, gshung, gshung!gh... Moral: Now I am just screwing around, I recently played an dusty old game Called Castlevania: Symphony of the night... best game ever...

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the power to run in slow motion

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The power to see when your eyes are not closed.

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The power to sing as well as Justin Bieber.

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the power to walk on walls but not on the floor

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The power to turn into a laptop forever

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the power to grow any one hair at any desirable lenght

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The power to predict how an event could have played out, but only after the event has already happened.

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The power to smell any flower from the 15th century once a year.

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The ability to talk to bacteria

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the power to consume yourself and use it as food (dosn't remove pain and will cause medical condisions)

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The power to rite liek dis

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The power of having two left hands.

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The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

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The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

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The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

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The power of bad luck

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!