- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to stare at deckchairs without blinking

The power of becoming sick when you need it.

The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

The power to smell inside of your own butt.

The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

The power to create a unicorn online.

Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

The power to only be obesely fat.

being black

The power to fall asleep each time you

the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

The power to hold your breath when you die

The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

The power to have super-sonic hearing but only for one second every three hours.

The Superpower to sleep at night.

The power to predict the present

The power to fly in tornadoes

The power to flap your arms uncontrollably every time a hot girl walks past you.

The power to fly inside of airplanes

Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

Pointless Super Powers