The power to make everything worse

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power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

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The power to be powerless

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The power of becoming sick when you need it.

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The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

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The power to stare at deckchairs without blinking

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The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

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The power to smell inside of your own butt.

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The power to create a unicorn online.

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The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

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being black

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The power to only be obesely fat.

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Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

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The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

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The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

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the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

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The power to fall asleep each time you

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The Superpower to sleep at night.

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The power to predict the present

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The power to flap your arms uncontrollably every time a hot girl walks past you.

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The power to fly in tornadoes

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The power to fly inside of airplanes

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The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

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The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!