- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

The power to self destruct

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The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

The power to rotten food.

The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

The power to be alone

The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

The power to make Q-Tips rain from the sky every month

the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

The power to breath under water but only if you're holding your breath

The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

Pointless Super Powers