the power to make your nipples dissappear

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The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

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the power to run at the speed of light, but you have no protection from the air friction so you'll burn up and die.

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The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

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The power to be alone

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The ability to self destruct at will.

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The power to see through walls, but not through air.

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The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

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The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

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The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

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the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album

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The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

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The ability to judge a book by its cover.

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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the power to hate Raymond, and like Chris.

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The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

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The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

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The power grow arm pit hair 5 times faster and 5 times longer than it was after shaving.

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The power to have super-sonic hearing but only for one second every three hours.

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The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

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The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.

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The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

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The power to fall asleep each time you

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The ability to spit mouthwash

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!