The power to shrink boobs

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The power to bypass capcha codes

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

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The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

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The power to negate all powers including your own.

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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the ability to levitate

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The power to digest corn.

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The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

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The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

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The power to shoot several liters of blood out of you`re nose at high speed at will.

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The power to have gravity.

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the power to do nothing

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The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

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The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

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The ability to self destruct at will.

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the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

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the power to become translucent

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THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

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The power to make everything worse

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power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

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The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

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The power to be powerless

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!