- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

the power to hate Raymond, and like Chris.

The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

Having six fingers but only on your left hand when you are trying to wear gloves

the power to defecate while standing up...

The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

the power to be friends with Donald trump

the power to be good at something your already good at.

the power to time travel to the present

The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

the power to smell like ham

The power to write pointless superpowers

cry acid tears

The power to rule the world unless it's in real life.

The power to drink and drive without being caught

The power to see but only with eyes????

The power to have night vision when there's daylight.

Pointless Super Powers