The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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the power to hate Raymond, and like Chris.

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The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

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The problem to spit bars like a white person with autism

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The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

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the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

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Having six fingers but only on your left hand when you are trying to wear gloves

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The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

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the power to defecate while standing up...

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The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

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the power to be good at something your already good at.

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The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

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the power to be friends with Donald trump

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The power to start typing a sentance and then start writing another way to save on your car insurance is to take the The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start to write a book about a magic trick that reveals cards

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the power to time travel to the present

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The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

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The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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the power to smell like ham

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cry acid tears

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The power to drink and drive without being caught

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The power to rule the world unless it's in real life.

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The power to see but only with eyes????

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The power to have night vision when there's daylight.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!