The power to breath under water but only if you're holding your breath

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The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

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The power to swim on land.

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the power to read your own mind

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The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

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power to age faster

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The power to think of your death and then you die.

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The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.

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the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

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The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

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the power to refreeze frozen ice

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The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

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The power to see through glass

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power to fly when your underwater

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From this site`s standard... me typing this is a superpower, you reading this is a pointless superpower, and so is the superpower to HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: I still CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Well actually I can but I got hit with the pointless superpower below somewhere... Moral: For moral man it is better with one Moral too many than one moral too much... and if yu disagree YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to kill anyone who is 4 seconds away from certain death

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The power to eat a ridiculous amount sandwiches without getting full

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The ability to produce rainbows and yoghurt from your armpits.

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The power to melt plastic by standing perfectly still for a month.

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The power to become powerless

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The Power to clone yourself instantly, but one of you dies!

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The power to never die unless you become sick, injured, or breathe through your nose:/

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power to breath fire but only through your nose

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The power to die and come back to life every 10 minutes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!