The power to shrink your dick smaller but an inability to make it larger (even back to the original size).

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the power to not have powers when you need them most

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the power to listen to dead people that speak a different language than you.

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The power to make it inconveniently drizzle when crime is happening

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The power to instantly reduce the sales price of an item to ten percent of the original but you must buy at least ten.

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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the power to make your nipples dissappear

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The power to reverse walk backwards.

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The power to crap without pissing.

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get my hair more 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 Straighter---Girl!

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the power to teleport but it takes longer than it would to walk to your destination.

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be a massive dickhead, like thomas bull

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The power to smell you poop after you flushed

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The ability to grow your hair at an ever so slightly extended rate!

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The power to dream about being asleep.

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Power To Throw Power Booger In Every 5 Seconds

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The power to turn in to a weak 1 year old

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the power to animate condiments

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the power to eat your cereal and milk with a knife

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The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

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The power to make an apple you're holding taste delicious, but only for other people

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waffling. The power to eat as many waffels as you want without getting full. But you can`t share!

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The power to erect your nipples at will.

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The ability to turn into a really comfortable chair FOREVER.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!