the power to shoot what your looking at but only when your looking at watermelons

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The power to see in the dark, but only when the lights are on.

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the power to run in slow motion

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To be able to commit a sexual offense but never get away with it

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The power to type in the wrong capatcha.

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the power to die on the spot

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The Power to clone yourself instantly, but one of you dies!

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The power to never receive pop-ups when surfing porn, but only on gay porn

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Brazilian waxing via telepathy.

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The power to use your dick/tits as your cellphone at any time.

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The power to smell any flower from the 15th century once a year.

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The power to make it inconveniently drizzle when crime is happening

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The power to turn everything one touches with one's hand into skittles, but only applying to amputees.

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Immunity to everything but AIDS, bears, being choked with cloth, Donald trump, Energy Blasts, fire, guns, etc.

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The power of the most useless power and have that power.

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The power to breath under water but only if you're holding your breath

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The power to smell people's moods

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the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

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The power to digest corn.

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The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

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The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

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The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

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The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

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The power to think of your death and then you die.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!