The power to use a rectangular prism to generate electricity to go on a square-shaped object full of pixels and create things with it.

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The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

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The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

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the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

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The power to eat your own head.

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The power to cry sulfuric acid.

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The power to sing wonderfully but at a pitch only dogs can hear

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The power to freeze at the school's front door when its home time.

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The power to compare anything to porn because "you know it when you see it."

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The power to get rid of only your own power

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The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The power to only sit down and not stand up.

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The ability to see through womens clothes....but only if they weigh over 300 pounds.

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The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

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the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

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De poverr too tipe relly shiiti annd stil bee undrstod bai rettadad peepols unly.

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The power to make someone forget you as soon as they laid eyes on you making you lonely forever:)

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The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

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BULLET ATTRACTION.

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The power to slightly disfigure anything made out of macaroni.

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To never remember what the word if means

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The ability to see women naked, but only if they weigh 400 pounds or more.

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The power to die

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!