The power to ejaculate at command

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Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

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The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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The power to read your own mind

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The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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The power to jerk off with no hands.

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The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

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The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

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the power to make your nipples dissappear

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The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

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The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

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The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

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The power to lower your own ego.

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

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the ability to cough musli in hot girls faces

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the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

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the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

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The power to ignore useful information

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The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

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the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!