The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

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The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.

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The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

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The power of fork-throwing. This includes large pie servers, spoons, and basically any other utensils that are not knives.

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The power to whipe the floor with your face.

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the power of milking a cow aslong it is a horse that you are milking. the power to ride a bull for 0.55 nanoseconds. the power to kill 1 bacteria every 20 min. the power to spread herpes without having symptoms. the power of sharing awkward details of your bowel movements to your family at dinner. the power to lift a small cup of water. the power of falling of your face whilst knowing it will happen 20sec before. the power of inhibiting passage on the curb. the power to cause massive traffic jams without owning a car. the power of listening but not understanding. the power of understanding all languages but the one that is being spoken to you at the time.

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The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

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The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

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The power to wish you had a power

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Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

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The power to be asleep while in bed

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The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

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The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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The power to obey gravity

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The ability to laugh one's ass off.

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The ability to get shot, for real.

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The power to think oppositely

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The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

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The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

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Having taste buds in your anus.

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

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you can shoot cars but the always hit you

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the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!