The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

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The power that turns farts into music.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

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The power of extreme superstrenght, you scratch you`re nuts and planet earth explodes from the vibrations.

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The ability to not live forever

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

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The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

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the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

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The power to fart in public AT WILL..

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The power to make lipstick fly

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75% levitation

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The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

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to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

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The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

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The power to look at Sun.

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The power to only sit down and not stand up.

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The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

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The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

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The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

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The power to speak in only anime openings

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the power to take ipecac without throwing up

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!