- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

the power to make your nipples dissappear

The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

the ability to blow yourself

the power to summon a pen, once

The power to extend your pinky toe

The power to smell whore

The power to be Chuck Norris

The power to be alone

The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

the power to turn into a piece of paper

The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

The power to enhance your enemy's strength

The power to disintegrate yourself

Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

The power to obey gravity

The ability to change your weight

the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song

The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

The power to get arrested

The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

Pointless Super Powers