The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

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the power to get fat in America

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the power to transform into Kanye West

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The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

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The power to be a snail

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SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

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The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

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The power to ejaculate at command

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Nothing to see here, keep moving...

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The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

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The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

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the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

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The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

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The power to shrink boobs

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Nope. Just nope.

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the power to get wider by eating junk food

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

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The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

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The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

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The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

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The power to fall apart whenever touched. See Derrick Rose, Chicago Bulls

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ability to run very fast forever

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The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!