The power to swear if you do not believe in a God. Moral: Meh... if I post anything against God here you guys will thumb me down and that matters... it matters so much that I will use the section over to shit talk God... yeah... thumb me down already fearing zealots... show me your true power (being Gods bitches) now that is pointless power!

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The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

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The power to make any glass of water into milk

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The power to flap your arms uncontrollably every time a hot girl walks past you.

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The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

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The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

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the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

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The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

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the power to time travel to the present

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The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat

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Super Arians. Moral: If you think of it, Super Sayan is an acronym for Super Asian, are blonde blue eyed Asians superiors? DRAGON BALL JAPANAZEE!

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The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

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The power to turn water into wine.

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The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

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power to drop the soap in the jail shower room

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An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

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the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album

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The power to menstruate from your eyes.

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The power to eat a ridiculous amount sandwiches without getting full

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The ability to make yourself rich unless you are using it on yourself...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!