The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

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The power to fart in public AT WILL..

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The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

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The power to make lipstick fly

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The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

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75% levitation

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The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

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The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

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The power to look at Sun.

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The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

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The power to only sit down and not stand up.

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The power to sleep with your eyes open.

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SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

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I'm a giant di

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The power to speak in only anime openings

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Nothing

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The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

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The power to have no superpower

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The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

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The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

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the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

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The power to hole 1 inch putts.

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The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

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To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!