The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

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The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

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the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

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The power to cook pop tarts really fast

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The power to make remotes invisible

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The power to turn into a lamp once.

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the power to charge rechargeable batteries.

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the power to pre-tend your a animal ...

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The ability to become visible at will.

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The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

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The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

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cry acid tears

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

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the power to cook sandwiches when married

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The ability to make yourself rich unless you are using it on yourself...

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The power to drink and drive without being caught

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The power to rule the world unless it's in real life.

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The power to turn invisible, in pitch darkness

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The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.

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the power to like justin beiber

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The power to become powerless

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The ability to think of an ability - JW

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The power that allowls peopl to speel incorrektly. :B

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!