The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

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making a sentence of pointless superpowers on pointlesssuperpower.com.

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The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

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The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

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The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

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The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

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the power to see everyone as a tree

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the power to cook sandwiches when married

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The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

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The ability to pee while standing up for men

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what do you call someone who never says hello............................ a shy person

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The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

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The power to eat a ridiculous amount sandwiches without getting full

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The power to see but only with eyes????

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The Power to Die if you are dead

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the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

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The power to become powerless

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The power to slowly float upward with awesome evil aura whenever you laugh evilly (just like in the movies/anime/etc) Only to realize you are stuck up there until someone gets a crane or something to get you down...

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The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

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The power to be any animal you want, but only if you are that specific animal that you want to be.

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the power to turn into the hardest material in the whole of space but while in that mode you cant move

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The ability to turn into a slightly damp sponge

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The ability to run faster than the speed of sound, but only when laying down.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!