the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

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The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

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to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

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The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

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The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

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The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

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I'm a giant di

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

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The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

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The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

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The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

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The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

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The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

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yo mama

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The power to see water one meter behind you.

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The power to fall in love reptiles

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the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

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The power to smell through your arse.

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The power to make everything worse

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The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

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The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!