- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

The power to open doors with your bare hands

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The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

The ability to produce snot twenty times faster than normal.

The power to fail a test everytime

The ability to laugh one's ass off.

The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.

The power to break a Nokia

Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

The power to kill anyone who is 4 seconds away from certain death

The power to push "pull" doors

the power to misspell

The power to turn into a lamp once.

the power to spit long distances at inconvenient times

The power to see 1 plank length farther then most normal people

Pointless Super Powers