- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to take a s*** on people

The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

Having the power to stand still

The ability to transform yourself into a Turkey but only with a brain larger than the head of a turkey. Note: People will become happy if they eat you for christmas.

the power to become demented

The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

The power to fart in public AT WILL..

the power to turn wine into water.

The power to elect George W Bush.

The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

The power to convert metric to imperial

The power to look at Sun.

The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

the power to take ipecac without throwing up

The ability to produce snot twenty times faster than normal.

Pointless Super Powers