The power to fly when your in an airplane

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the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.

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The Power of Anti-Sex

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The power to fly downwards but only go down when there is a hole

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The ability to make children cry whenever they see you.

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The power to grow a money tree once every 5 years that grows 1 penny every 10 years.

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the power to sit down BUT you have to sit down for ever

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The power to inhale coins without dying.

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The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The Power to Fail in Failing

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The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

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The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

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The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

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The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

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The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

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The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

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time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

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The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

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The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

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The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

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The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!