- Pointless Super Powers

The power to quote memes randomly

The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

the power to fart at the worst moments

The power to be Chuck Norris

the power to turn retarted

the ability to only crap while on a toilet

the power to give yourself sunburn

The power to die,but only if your alive!

The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

The power to shit on the ceiling

The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

The power to eat three times a day.

being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)

The power to pee, REALLY LOUD.

Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

the power to half transform to something.

the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

the power to fail at everything you do

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!