a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

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The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

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The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

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The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

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The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

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The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

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The power to flush toilets with your mind

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The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

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the power to stop masturbating every day

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The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

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the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

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The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

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The ability to get shot, for real.

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The power to be special just like everyone else.

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The power to Rage Against The Machine

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The power to smell inside of your own butt.

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being black

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The power to be gay on command.

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The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

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the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

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The power to have super-sonic hearing but only for one second every three hours.

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The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

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The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June

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The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!