The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

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The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

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open up pickles glass

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The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

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The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

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The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

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The ability to see through womens clothes....but only if they weigh over 300 pounds.

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The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

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The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

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The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

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The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

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The power to be really bad at CSGO

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the power to fly, but only when you poop

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Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

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The power to teleport to the south pole.

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the power to summon a pen, once

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The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

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The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

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The power to fail a test everytime

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the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

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The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

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The ability to laugh one's ass off.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!