The ability to laugh one's ass off.

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The ability to sweat poop.

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The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

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the power to break the nib of a pencil so that its pointless

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The power of hindsight

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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the power to read your own mind

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lol

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the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

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You know what they say! The power to make all toasters... Toast Toast!

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

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The power to walk on water mixed with cornstarch and cesium.

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the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

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to zap people but only yourself

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The power to journey into the future of the past.

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The power to annoy people with saying the same meme to then(Examples: WHAT ARE THOOSE,21 etc.)...

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The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

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The power to control the weather, but only in space

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the power to smell like ham

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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The ability to be heard in space

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The ability to keep a song stuck in your head overnight

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the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!