The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

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you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

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The powaaaaaaa srry again..... The power to be come a parked car THEY SEE ME NOT ROLLING...... WOOOOOO

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the power to shoot what your looking at but only when your looking at watermelons

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The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

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The power to have a invisible boat mobile

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The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

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the power to freeze people only when it's cold

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the power to be 100% pointless

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The power to become famous on vine

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The ability to turn invisible when no one is looking at you, when they look at you you become visible again

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The power to hover a milimeter off solid ground when performing a walking motion.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to yell WOW THOSE ARE SOME GIANT MELONS LADY! And have her blush and giggle, as your girlfriend grabs you and kisses you, just to make sure to "balloon lady" that you are not on the free market. Moral: And you think I act unusual here... Hah! That is simply because you lack the ability to love... the most important person in your life, the one that will take care of your beloved ones, the one that will inspire his friends... Yourself... sadly we are in a time period where being a modest emo is in... Well, I am out! Out there, being free!

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The power to be any animal you want, but only if you are that specific animal that you want to be.

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The power to have no power

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The power to grow a money tree once every 5 years that grows 1 penny every 10 years.

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The power to .... Make pointless superpowers! :D

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The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

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the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

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The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose

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swear words -jesse

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The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

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The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!