- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

The power to both love and hate marmite.

The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

The power to be french.

The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

The power to smell WiFi Signals

The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

The power to shrink boobs

The power to not have a brain!

The power to communicate with sperm.

The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

Pointless Super Powers