The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

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The power to phase through walls whenever there is a door nearby leading to the next room

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The power to die and not come back to life.

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the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

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The ability to spontaneously get drunk, but only when writing your exams

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The power to cry sulfuric acid.

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The power to speak braille.

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the power to stand straight but only when you bend over

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The power to accidently find all spoilers online before you watch a film or an episode of a series.

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The Power of Anti-Sex

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The power to be the most amazing singer in the world, but only when nobody can hear you.

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The ability to breathe out of water.

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The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.

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The power to .... Make pointless superpowers! :D

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The power to take a s*** on people

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The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

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The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

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The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

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The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

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The power to change $100 to 100 $1

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The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

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the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

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The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!