- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

The ability to go to hell.

The power to read minds but only when you're alone

The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

the power to fail at everything you do

the power to fax people with your mind

The ability to change your weight

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the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

The ability to telekinetically form crop circles in your own pubic hair.

The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

The power to die on the spot and not revive

The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.

The ability to jump

The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

the power to melt your bones

The power to think your dreams are real.

Pointless Super Powers