- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to open doors with your bare hands

The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

the power to turn into a piece of paper

The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

The power to knock yourself unconscious

The power to be an idiot.

The power to be missed when present.

The power to disintegrate yourself

The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

The power to turn into a pebble

The ability to change your weight

The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop

The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.

The power to not have a superpower

the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

Pointless Super Powers