- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

the power to get married

The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

The power to control paprika with your mind

The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.

The power to smell WiFi Signals

The power to have no superpower

The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

The power to see water one meter behind you.

The power to fall in love reptiles

the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

The power to make everything worse

The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

the ability to make your eyes pop out.

The power to instantly make an accurate assessment on tomorrow's hangover probability well before you've consumed far more than the amount of alcohol which would guarantee it...and yet manage to forget sometimes you have this superpower.

The power to be missed when present.

The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

Pointless Super Powers