- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

The power to make everything worse

The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

The power to smell inside of your own butt.

The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

the power to jump, but only on any surface

the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

the power to be good at something your already good at.

the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

The power to kill anyone who is 4 seconds away from certain death

The ability to see into the present.

The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

The power to predict the present

The ability to make yourself rich unless you are using it on yourself...

The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

The power to give people std's during intercourse

The power to turn into a tree.

power to fly when your underwater

Pointless Super Powers