The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

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The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

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The power to be gay on command.

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An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

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The power to start typing a sentance and then start writing another way to save on your car insurance is to take the The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start to write a book about a magic trick that reveals cards

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The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

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the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

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To never remember what the word if means

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The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

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The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

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The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

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The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

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power to transform into a dick with legs

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes

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the power to like justin beiber

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The power to see via toe nails

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The power of being able to punch everything so hard that it explodes.........BUT you are not resistant to the explosions.

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The super power to shine in daylight

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The power to understand that if you type or read at this section, then it is probably because it means something to you... Moral: That is almost a superpower... I mean wow pointless makes a point which is pointless, and a pointless point with a point is... anyway I just divided by infinite loop. Cant say that is far away from zero which by itself is basically a circle... Damn im good! (just for that final line im gonna get thumbed down, its worth it though.

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Be dumb and gay like austin Calhoun

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the power to talk to people off long distances,but only with communicational devices.

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The power to have sex with anyone you want in the world, but only after you die.

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Power To Throw Power Booger In Every 5 Seconds

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!