the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

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the power to time travel to the present

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The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

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The ability to make cardboard taste slightly less like cardboard.

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the power to defecate while standing up...

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the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

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The power to have an internal monologue voiced by Morgan Freeman.

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The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

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The power to make your nose blink.

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The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

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The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

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The power to make anything money related to disappear.

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The power to see through glass

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The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

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The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

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The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

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From this site`s standard... me typing this is a superpower, you reading this is a pointless superpower, and so is the superpower to HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: I still CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Well actually I can but I got hit with the pointless superpower below somewhere... Moral: For moral man it is better with one Moral too many than one moral too much... and if yu disagree YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The power to see in the dark, but only when the lights are on.

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the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

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the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back

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The ability to open a door that was already open.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!