The power to think your dreams are real.

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the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

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The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

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the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

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Power to not get pissed off after seing so many of this: "Power to turn invisible when no one is looking."

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The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

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The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

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The ability to dehydrate yourself at will.

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The ability to walk slower than everyone else

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the ability to spin gold into straw

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To the comment below: You wont get a chance to miss me mortal... Moral: The color of envy... you wish you could be like me... everyone of you, yet some of you got the balls/pussies to prove it! For the people! For the freedom of speech! For courage and strength! For balls of steel! For the ladies... and most importantly... because I f*cking want to! NOW AND FOREVER! I AM MORAL MAN!

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the power to be 100% pointless

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The power to type in the wrong capatcha.

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The power to have no powers

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the power to read your own thoughts

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The ability to turn into a moth only when you run into a spider web.

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The power to only see things that are a shade of orange if the date adds up to a divisor of Pi x enough to make it a whole number, if you are wearing a hat and have recently expeled bodily fluid

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The ability to make your heart teleport.

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T3h p0w@ T0 b3 L33T

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The power to fly at the speed of light, but then your pants keep coming off!

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The power to have super lungs, but be deathly allergic to air.

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The power to change the color of your saliva.

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Really bendy thumbs.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!