The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

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The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

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The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

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The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

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the power to orgasm with your mind

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The power to pee while standing up

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time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

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The power to become a laptop forever!

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The power to like Justin Bieber

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THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

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The power to be reading this when you can WORSHIP ME! Moral: You love me, I love me, we all win! Now, bring forth thy sacrifices, women, gold, diamonds, women, more women, yeah... And if you are a woman, you can come many many times with me...

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The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

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The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

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the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

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The power to kill anyone by hitting them gently on the forehead by yelling "I HIT THIS VICTIM REALLY HARD! I AM A MURDERER HAW HAW HAW! At least 2 times before, then 3 times after the deed.

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The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

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The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

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The ability to shed one's skin like a snake.

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The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

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The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!