The power to be a common person

The power to die at will

Invisibility, when no one is looking.

The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.

The power to read minds but only when you're alone

The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

The power of being pointless

The power to defeat any ant you may encounter.

The Superpower to sleep at night.

The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

the power to animate condiments

The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

The power to create shit

the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat

The power to always know the exact time.

The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

The power to win any game against a 5-year-old.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!