The ability to understand everything about a language after 100 years of intense studying when you could be doing something more interesting.

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The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

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The power to have razor sharp facial hair.

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Nobody in the world has super-powers.

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The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

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the power to die

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The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

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The power to have a invisible boat mobile

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The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

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The power of compulsive lying.

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the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

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The power to not see anything

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the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

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The power to be any animal you want, but only if you are that specific animal that you want to be.

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the power to talk to people off long distances,but only with communicational devices.

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the power to stare at someone without blinking or smiling for ever

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The power to control any O-shaped piece of metal.

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The power to think of the worst superpower.

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The power to walk at the speed of light, but not any slower.

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The power to make up pointless superpowers

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.

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The power to change your eye color.

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the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!