The power of super farts, which doesn't work unless you probably breathe, by super farts I also mean really really really stinky long farts..

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The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

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The power of dying whenever you want.

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The power to annoy people with saying the same meme to then(Examples: WHAT ARE THOOSE,21 etc.)...

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The ability to telekinetically form crop circles in your own pubic hair.

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Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.

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The ability to see into the present.

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The power to die.

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The ability to build a wall... wait a minute!

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Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

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The power to never come into existence

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The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)

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The power to convert any font to comic sans at will.

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The power to know the word for potato in every human language... including binary (011100000110111101110100011000010111010001101111)

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The power to become invisible, only when no one is looking at you.

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The ability to teleport 1 step forward at will at a walking pace.

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The power to control time by pressing your right elbow under your right armpit

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The power to unsee the unseen.

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the power to turn into the hardest material in the whole of space but while in that mode you cant move

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The power to be the most amazing singer in the world, but only when nobody can hear you.

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The power to get cancer all the time. And strokes.

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The power of the most useless power and have that power.

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The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.

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the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!