The power to only sit down and not stand up.

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The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

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The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

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The power to sleep with your eyes open.

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The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

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The power to die,but only if your alive!

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The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

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The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

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The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

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Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

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Nothing

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The power to stare at deckchairs without blinking

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The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.

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The power to smell WiFi Signals

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The power to a nokia phone.

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the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

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The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

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the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

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The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

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The ability to judge a book by its cover.

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The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

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The power to smell water.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!