- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to suck a golf ball through a garden hose

The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

The power to cum out of your finger tips

The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

The power to self destruct

The power to find the end of the sticky tape

The power to make dead batteries appear.

The power to have really sweaty palms.

the power to give yourself sunburn

The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

The power of becoming sick when you need it.

The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

to randomly self destruct at any time

The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

Invisibility, when no one is looking.

The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

Pointless Super Powers