- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to only sit down and not stand up.

Eclairvoiance: The ability to forsee when you will eat your next cream-filled, chocolate coated pastry...

The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

The power to be a snail

The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

The power to sleep with your eyes open.

The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

the power to summon a pen, once

The power to read this text unless you can see it.

The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

The power to have gravity.

The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

Pointless Super Powers