Really bendy thumbs.

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The power to get cancer all the time. And strokes.

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The power to not go to wor unless it's a work day and to not fell pain unless you get hurt.

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The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

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The power that turns farts into music.

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The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

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The power to lower your IQ at will.

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The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

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the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

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The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

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The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

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The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

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the power to know when a politician is lying

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to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

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Vanilla scented blood

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the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

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The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

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The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

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The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

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The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

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The power to die,but only if your alive!

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The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!