- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

the power to jump like a black guy.

The power to be normal and average

The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

Immunity to curable diseases.

the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

The power to flap your arms uncontrollably every time a hot girl walks past you.

The power to fall in love reptiles

The power to stare at deckchairs without blinking

the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

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The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

The power to uncontrollably say "thats what she said" whenever it is possible, even if its really shitty

the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

The power to make everything worse

The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

The power to smell inside of your own butt.

The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

Pointless Super Powers