THE POWER TO NOT HAVE SUPERPOWERS! ...............ever

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The power to cry sulfuric acid.

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The power to see everything 3D without 3D glasses

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The power to understand that if you type or read at this section, then it is probably because it means something to you... Moral: That is almost a superpower... I mean wow pointless makes a point which is pointless, and a pointless point with a point is... anyway I just divided by infinite loop. Cant say that is far away from zero which by itself is basically a circle... Damn im good! (just for that final line im gonna get thumbed down, its worth it though.

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The power to change your hair's color to white when you're old.

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to not blink for 5 seconds

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The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

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Being able to be invisible when no one is watching.

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the ability to do 3 backflips in a row when no one is looking

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The power to have sex with anyone you want in the world, but only after you die.

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The power to walk up stairs faster then normal.

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Brazilian waxing via telepathy.

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The power to turn everything one touches with one's hand into skittles, but only applying to amputees.

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the power to sit down BUT you have to sit down for ever

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the power to like Hilary Clinton

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The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

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The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

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The ability to watch movies in 1D

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The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

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The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.

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The power that turns farts into music.

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The power to shoot several liters of blood out of you`re nose at high speed at will.

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the power to destroy the planet you are standing on

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open up pickles glass

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!