The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

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Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

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The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

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The power to transform into a bucket of water.

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the power to not die only when someone shoots you in your left heel.

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The power to smell inside of your own butt.

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the power to fail at everything you do

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The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

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The power to turn any object into food

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power to drop the soap in the jail shower room

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The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

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The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

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The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The power to die on the spot and not revive

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The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

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The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

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The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

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To never remember what the word if means

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The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

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The power to fall asleep each time you

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The power to eat your own head.

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The power to lick your own elbow

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THE POWER TO NOT HAVE SUPERPOWERS! ...............ever

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!