The power to uncontrollably say "thats what she said" whenever it is possible, even if its really shitty

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The power to smell water.

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The problem to spit bars like a white person with autism

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The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

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the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

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The ability to break every bone in your body every second, then have super speed. You wouldn't be able to run.

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Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

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Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

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The power to predict the present

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The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

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the power to refreeze frozen ice

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The power to be able to taste shit from miles away.

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To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm

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The power to only be obesely fat.

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The power to see 1 plank length farther then most normal people

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the power to make rotten food go good again, but only if it's exactly 2 months, 4 days, 9 hours and 13 minutes old.

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the power to shape shift to yourself

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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The power to give people std's during intercourse

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the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

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The power to drink and drive without being caught

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To the comment below: You wont get a chance to miss me mortal... Moral: The color of envy... you wish you could be like me... everyone of you, yet some of you got the balls/pussies to prove it! For the people! For the freedom of speech! For courage and strength! For balls of steel! For the ladies... and most importantly... because I f*cking want to! NOW AND FOREVER! I AM MORAL MAN!

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The power to turn invisible, in pitch darkness

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!