- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)

The power to make everything worse

the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

the ability to cough musli in hot girls faces

THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

the power to half transform to something.

The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

Having six fingers but only on your left hand when you are trying to wear gloves

the power to summon a pen, once

the power of anything you do makes you high and drunk

the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

To change your eye colour when ever you want

The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

Pointless Super Powers