a power to turn liquid into goo!

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The power to believe Jehova's witnesses.

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the power to find a websites that shows you pointless superpowers...

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The ability to instantly turn 360 degrees.

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the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

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Power to freeze ice.

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The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

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the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

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The power to turn 12% invisible.

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The ability to think the thought you thought of is the same thought as another persons thought while thinking of that thought.

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the power to get fat in America

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the power to transform into Kanye West

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

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The power to be a snail

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The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

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SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

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The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

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The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

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To have the power to breathe

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!