The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

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(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

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The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

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The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

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The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

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The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

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The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

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The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

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The power to poo without wiping.

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the ability to un-dank any meme

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the power to take ipecac without throwing up

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The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

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The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

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The power to fall in love reptiles

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The power to breathe slightly faster

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The power to be alone

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The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

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Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

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The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.

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The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

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The power to see water one meter behind you.

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The power of fork-throwing. This includes large pie servers, spoons, and basically any other utensils that are not knives.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!