the power to fly, but only at the speed of light you, for less than 1 second, but you must land at the exact same spot you started and your mind cannot comprehend anything any differently than a normal human

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The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

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The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

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The power to think about a location and forget that you travelled all the way there, making you think you can teleport.

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The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

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The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

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The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

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The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

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the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

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The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

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The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

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The ability to shed one's skin like a snake.

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The power to bypass capcha codes

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The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

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The power to only sit down and not stand up.

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The power... to move you.

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The power to have gravity.

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The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

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the power of milking a cow aslong it is a horse that you are milking. the power to ride a bull for 0.55 nanoseconds. the power to kill 1 bacteria every 20 min. the power to spread herpes without having symptoms. the power of sharing awkward details of your bowel movements to your family at dinner. the power to lift a small cup of water. the power of falling of your face whilst knowing it will happen 20sec before. the power of inhibiting passage on the curb. the power to cause massive traffic jams without owning a car. the power of listening but not understanding. the power of understanding all languages but the one that is being spoken to you at the time.

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The ability to see through womens clothes....but only if they weigh over 300 pounds.

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The power to permanently shorten your own penis

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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The power to even

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The power to walk on very very shallow water (

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!