Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

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The power to predict the present

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The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

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From this site`s standard... me typing this is a superpower, you reading this is a pointless superpower, and so is the superpower to HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: I still CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Well actually I can but I got hit with the pointless superpower below somewhere... Moral: For moral man it is better with one Moral too many than one moral too much... and if yu disagree YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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the power to refreeze frozen ice

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The power to breathe oxygen.

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The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive

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The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

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The power to fall asleep each time you

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The power to read an animal's mind, but only when they're in a vegetative state.

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The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.

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The power to cry sulfuric acid.

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The power to turn invisible, in pitch darkness

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The power to understand that if you type or read at this section, then it is probably because it means something to you... Moral: That is almost a superpower... I mean wow pointless makes a point which is pointless, and a pointless point with a point is... anyway I just divided by infinite loop. Cant say that is far away from zero which by itself is basically a circle... Damn im good! (just for that final line im gonna get thumbed down, its worth it though.

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The power to change your hair's color to white when you're old.

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the power to make your nose longer by 5 centimeter on command

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the power to explain accidents when nobody gives a rats ass anymore

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the power to listen to dead people that speak a different language than you.

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The power to have sex with anyone you want in the world, but only after you die.

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The power to eat peas as a vegetarian

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The power to predict how an event could have played out, but only after the event has already happened.

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The ability to produce a nickle each time you smack you`re face on any hard surface so hard you break at least 6 bones.

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The power to make someone hate crayons by poking your left eyebrow while looking at them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!