the power to hate Raymond, and like Chris.

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The power to hold your breath when you die

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The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

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The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

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the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

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The power to have super-sonic hearing but only for one second every three hours.

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the power to defecate while standing up...

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the power to be friends with Donald trump

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The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

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the power to be good at something your already good at.

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The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

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the power to time travel to the present

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The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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the power to smell like ham

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cry acid tears

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The power to drink and drive without being caught

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The power to see but only with eyes????

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the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

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The power to die on the spot and not revive

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The power to ejaculate needles.

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The power to understand that if you type or read at this section, then it is probably because it means something to you... Moral: That is almost a superpower... I mean wow pointless makes a point which is pointless, and a pointless point with a point is... anyway I just divided by infinite loop. Cant say that is far away from zero which by itself is basically a circle... Damn im good! (just for that final line im gonna get thumbed down, its worth it though.

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The power to torture yourself and you are also immortal but will immediately die if you are not constantly tortured in a way that is 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times worse then you can even imagine and are so terrified of dying that you would rather be tortured for all eternity.

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The ability to die at will, but not come back to life.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!