The power to have gravity.

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the ability to levitate

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The power to digest corn.

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The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

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The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

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The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

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The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

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the power to do nothing

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the power to become translucent

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The ability to self destruct at will.

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the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

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power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

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THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

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The power to make everything worse

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The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

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The power to be powerless

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The power of becoming sick when you need it.

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The power to smell inside of your own butt.

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The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

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The power to create a unicorn online.

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The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

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The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

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Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

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The power to only be obesely fat.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!