The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

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The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

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The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

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The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

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the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album

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The superpower to realize that if you guys thumb my former comment up, then it is no longer a useless "superpower" and would by itself contradict uh... itself.. by being useful... Moral: Hey, turning into Beiber at will is useful for banging silly young chicks at will is it not? And I will rather bang brainless women (beliebers yes I mean you, because everyone deserves some love) Disclaimer: Sexual age of consent is 16 over here, and good luck calling a whole nation for pedophiles, nope girls simply mature faster here... Fact: Above.

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The ability to grow breasts once a year.

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The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

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The power to annoy people with saying the same meme to then(Examples: WHAT ARE THOOSE,21 etc.)...

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The power to shrink your dick smaller but an inability to make it larger (even back to the original size).

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The power to recite 1,000 digits of pie, but only when you need to say the Fibonacci sequence

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Meltman, with the power to melt!

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The power to torture yourself and you are also immortal but will immediately die if you are not constantly tortured in a way that is 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times worse then you can even imagine and are so terrified of dying that you would rather be tortured for all eternity.

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The ability to instantly turn 360 degrees.

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The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

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The power of bad luck

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The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

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The power to suck a golf ball through a garden hose

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

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The superpower to attract harm to yourself with twice the damage.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!