- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to blow yourself

the power to get wider by eating junk food

The power to negate all powers including your own.

The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

ability to run very fast forever

The power to fall in love reptiles

the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

The power to shit on the ceiling

The power to break bones at will.

The power to not have any power at all

The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

Smell chick peas from over two miles away

the ability to make your eyes pop out.

the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

The ability to lift things up and put them down.

The ability to poop glue.

Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

Pointless Super Powers