The power of fork-throwing. This includes large pie servers, spoons, and basically any other utensils that are not knives.

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The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

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the power to read this sentence

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The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

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The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

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The power of learning

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The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

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The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

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The "helpers" you call during emergencies when they where new and a itsy bit unorganized... misunderstandings easily showed up part 1: The Firemen: Why the hell did you call us if this place is already on fire? Call the damn Watermen THEN! The Watermen: Sorry we only receive calls and help people that are drowning, try the Firemen or something... The Cops: Crime in the city? Sorry our work is to COP OUT of stuff, Try the Police or something...

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the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler

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The power to flush toilets with your mind

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the power to read your own mind

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the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

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The power to crap without pissing.

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The power to shrink your private parts.

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The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

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The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

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The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

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The power to fly in tornadoes

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The power to swim on land.

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The ability to become visible at will.

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the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

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The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

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Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!