the power to be immortal, but only temporally

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The ability to change the color of your poop

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The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

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The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

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The power to resurrect dead insects

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the power to smell like ham

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the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

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The power to kill anyone who is 4 seconds away from certain death

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The power to see in the dark, but only when the lights are on.

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To the comment below: You wont get a chance to miss me mortal... Moral: The color of envy... you wish you could be like me... everyone of you, yet some of you got the balls/pussies to prove it! For the people! For the freedom of speech! For courage and strength! For balls of steel! For the ladies... and most importantly... because I f*cking want to! NOW AND FOREVER! I AM MORAL MAN!

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The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

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the power to see through clear glass.

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The power to kill you self.

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power to breath fire but only through your nose

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The power to change your hair's color to white when you're old.

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The power to live forever but only in a coma.

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The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

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The power to believe I type actual morals. Moral: At horsehead network? Now please go look for prostitutes at a church or astronauts under the sea you fucklng ass and blahblah!

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The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

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The power to buy free things.

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The power to see in only one random color everyday.

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The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

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The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

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The power to divide by 0

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!