- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

The power to think of a good super power right now.

The ability to laugh one's ass off.

The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

The ability to cross the Do Not Cross tape at crime scenes

The power to hold your breath when you die

the power to do anything ...but only when you're dreaming, lasting only as long as you're asleep..

The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

The power to make something cold when you put it in the fridge

The power to see through glass

the power to be good at something your already good at.

Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

The power to read captchas 2% faster than usual.

The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands

The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

power to fly when your underwater

Pointless Super Powers