- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

To have the power to breathe

The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

The power to smell WiFi Signals

The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

The power to shoot several liters of blood out of you`re nose at high speed at will.

The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

the power to get drunk you are needed

The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

The power to flush toilets with your mind

the power to take ipecac without throwing up

open up pickles glass

I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

The power to look at Sun.

Pointless Super Powers