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The power to have super lungs, but be deathly allergic to air.

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The power to fly at the speed of light, but then your pants keep coming off!

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The power to change the color of your saliva.

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The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

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the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

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The ability to transform yourself into a Turkey but only with a brain larger than the head of a turkey. Note: People will become happy if they eat you for christmas.

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The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

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The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

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the power to be forever alone

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The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

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Nothing to see here, keep moving...

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The power of magnetism! Aka being so magnetic that you have to live in a home completely made out of plastic, and cant go out because you either get hit by random flying frying pans and stuff literally attracted towards you, or even worse, you could get dragged towards a car in movement and become red paste. A guy with this power could not take it any more, so he bought an iron necklace and put it on... may he rest in peace...

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The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

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The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

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The ability to die instantly

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The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

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The power to quote memes randomly

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The power to breathe slightly faster

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Nope. Just nope.

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The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

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The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

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The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.

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the power of milking a cow aslong it is a horse that you are milking. the power to ride a bull for 0.55 nanoseconds. the power to kill 1 bacteria every 20 min. the power to spread herpes without having symptoms. the power of sharing awkward details of your bowel movements to your family at dinner. the power to lift a small cup of water. the power of falling of your face whilst knowing it will happen 20sec before. the power of inhibiting passage on the curb. the power to cause massive traffic jams without owning a car. the power of listening but not understanding. the power of understanding all languages but the one that is being spoken to you at the time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!