An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back

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The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

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The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

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The power to turn invisible, in pitch darkness

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The power to gain 10 pounds whenever you eat something

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the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

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The power to change your hair's color to white when you're old.

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The power to eat peas as a vegetarian

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Brazilian waxing via telepathy.

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The power to grow a money tree once every 5 years that grows 1 penny every 10 years.

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The power to go hibernate at winter.

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power to have time to actually wright something funny in pointless superpowers

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The ability to breathe out of water.

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the power to guess anybodies breakfast

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The power to fart on a plane.

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the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

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to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

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The power to become encased in concrete at will.

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the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

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The power to eat socks

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the ability to die on command

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!