The power to fall asleep each time you

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The ability to laugh one's ass off.

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The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

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The power drown in water

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the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

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The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

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The power to keep up with the kardashians

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The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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The power to look TV

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The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

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Most of Gods powers part 2: Let us pretend that God really created everything... including sin right? God: Jebus, I want you to go down to earth and receive torture of legendary proportions, and die. Jebus: Why? God: To remove sin... Jebus: Uh... cant you just remove it? God replies either: 1. Yeah but ill be more fun this way, ill have you killed just to show you are not mortal anyways lol troll! 2. No, Sin is more powerful than me, so you better go die to not really die, relax... 3. Son, my ways are mysterious, "thunderstorm scares Jebus to go down) Moral disclaimer: God can be anyone`s God, and Jebus is not to be confused with the completely different Jesus. I mean every God out there and Jebus is simply a name I put instead of whoever prophet your religion has, so I really insulted everyone religious. Moral: (the other was a disclaimer) Religion is written by men... drunk men... now go eat your bread and drink your wine... and you shall become like Jebus... tortured and crucified? To show the world you are immortal? Side effects: Alcholism and all that follows, including a quicker death... to prove your immortality? (Hypnosis is powerful shit, especially when you are drunk, take it from a experienced hypnotist)

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The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

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The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

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The power to summon fire with the use of a match

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The power to poo.

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The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

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The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

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The power to start typing a sentance and then start writing another way to save on your car insurance is to take the The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start to write a book about a magic trick that reveals cards

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The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

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power to drop the soap in the jail shower room

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Infinite knowledge when dead

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The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

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The power to sweeten sugar

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!