- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

The power to smell people's moods

The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

the ability to levitate

The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

the power to make your nipples dissappear

the power to sneeze whenever you want

The power to a nokia phone.

The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

The power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to say that you have got the power to have the power of power stuff.

the power to enter a coma.

The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.

the power to read your own mind

the power to watch youtube when there is no internet

the ability to make your eyes pop out.

The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

The ability to look at someone and die.

Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

The power of becoming sick when you need it.

Pointless Super Powers