The power to keep up with the kardashians

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The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

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The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

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The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

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Most of Gods powers part 2: Let us pretend that God really created everything... including sin right? God: Jebus, I want you to go down to earth and receive torture of legendary proportions, and die. Jebus: Why? God: To remove sin... Jebus: Uh... cant you just remove it? God replies either: 1. Yeah but ill be more fun this way, ill have you killed just to show you are not mortal anyways lol troll! 2. No, Sin is more powerful than me, so you better go die to not really die, relax... 3. Son, my ways are mysterious, "thunderstorm scares Jebus to go down) Moral disclaimer: God can be anyone`s God, and Jebus is not to be confused with the completely different Jesus. I mean every God out there and Jebus is simply a name I put instead of whoever prophet your religion has, so I really insulted everyone religious. Moral: (the other was a disclaimer) Religion is written by men... drunk men... now go eat your bread and drink your wine... and you shall become like Jebus... tortured and crucified? To show the world you are immortal? Side effects: Alcholism and all that follows, including a quicker death... to prove your immortality? (Hypnosis is powerful shit, especially when you are drunk, take it from a experienced hypnotist)

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the power to speak fluent clingon, but only to the non-metally disabled

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The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

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The power to make your nose blink.

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The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.

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the power to get F's on assignments without trying

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The power to sweeten sugar

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The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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the power to have another pointless superpower

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the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

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the power to fly in space

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The power to solve any problem with another problem e.g. Putting out a house fire with a flash flood.

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The ability to open a door that was already open.

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The power to see but only with eyes????

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The power to die on the spot and not revive

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to not blink for 5 seconds

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The ability to walk slower than everyone else

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the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

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The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!