The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

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The power to moves in slow motion.

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the power to turn wine into water.

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The power to be powerless.

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The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

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The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

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The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

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The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

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The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

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The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

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the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

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The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

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The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

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The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

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The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

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The power to even

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The power to have no superpower

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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The power of fork-throwing. This includes large pie servers, spoons, and basically any other utensils that are not knives.

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The power to make Q-Tips rain from the sky every month

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The power to make dead batteries appear.

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the power to enter a coma.

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The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

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The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!